{"title":"Menopause","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"i-have-some-questions","title":"I Have Some Questions Menopause Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eMenopause is something that happens to half the people in the world, yet most of us know very little about it. (Most people know more about dogs. People know a ton about dogs.) We have questions! So many questions. (Like, is craving peanut butter pretzels EVEN MORE THAN USUAL a menopause thing? Or is that just a now-times thing?)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe really want to support people going through this transition and normalize conversation around it. With the launch of these cards, we’re proud to join those helping to make this transition less isolating and more empowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoes GREAT with menopause gifts! (which should totally be a thing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank card, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on heavyweight uncoated stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a matching kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCard reads:\u003ci\u003e Menopause! I have some questions: Peri…menopause? Am I in it? I think I‘m in it. Why am I crying about a celebrity’s dog? What does sleeping feel like? I forgot. Is there such a thing as cute sweat-wicking sheets? Five to ten years? That seems… vague. So, like, what’s up with this vast void of information? At least we get to WTF together. (Text me at 4am, I’ll be up!)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Em \u0026 Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39518378721366,"sku":"9781642463798","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0527\/2397\/files\/O_af2524a0-150c-43c9-a9a6-0b64534690d6.jpg?v=1771780657"},{"product_id":"breathtaking-power","title":"Breathtaking Power Menopause Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe think it’s weird that half the people on earth go through menopause and yet there aren’t Menopause Cruises and Menopause Parties and Menopause Cakes and Menopause Cards… until now! Well, at least the cards part. Could somebody get going on the cake part? That would be great.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe really want to support people going through this transition and normalize conversation around it. With the launch of these cards, we’re proud to join those helping to make this transition less isolating and more empowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFile under: motivational cards, funny cards, and menopause survival kit!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank card, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on heavyweight uncoated stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a matching kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCard reads:\u003ci\u003e Welcome to menopause! On one hand, there’s brain fog, headaches, insomnia, mood swings, and whatever the hell is happening to my knees. 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With the launch of these cards, we’re proud to join those helping to make this transition less isolating and more empowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny cards for friends just because… menopause!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank card, A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on heavyweight uncoated stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a matching kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eCard reads:\u003ci\u003e Perimenopause! It’s like puberty, except nobody knows when it will start or end; we don’t talk about it; they don’t make cute menopause movies; and when it begins, you’re old enough to worry that you may be dying. Clearly, it’s up to us to celebrate surviving this shit so I got you this card. Really, it’s for both of us. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Em \u0026 Friends","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39518384816214,"sku":"9781642463835","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0527\/2397\/files\/O_0661473f-11e4-4356-919b-a3e72cc8f101.jpg?v=1771683682"},{"product_id":"watch-out-for-each-other","title":"Watch Out for Each Other Menopause Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne huge benefit of getting older: Your best, closest, most-supportive female friendships ALSO get older, which means they tend to get even richer. This card is for that friend—the friend who ALWAYS sees you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe really want to support people going through this transition and normalize conversation around it. 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